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On Deck

● Demo

Somebody else's Saturday, an hour in

Nothing on this board is real. 40 invented players have been rotating through 5 courts for the past hour, and the whole night folds in your browser. Nobody is signed in, and nothing you tap here leaves the page.

Tap Court 1 done. The four who were waiting walk on, picked the way they would be at a real club, and the four coming off go back in the queue at the bottom. Switch to the Display or the Kiosk to see the same night from those screens, or let it run and watch the turnovers happen on their own.

Every name here ends in B. That is how you know nobody on this board exists.

Riverbend Community Centre

● Live

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On the courts05

Court 1

  • Eider B.
  • Rail B.
  • Curlew B.
  • Gadwall B.

Court 2

  • Buzzard B.
  • Robin B.
  • Nightjar B.
  • Plover B.

Court 3

  • Heron B.
  • Sanderling B.
  • Merlin B.
  • Turnstone B.

Court 4

  • Wren B.
  • Scaup B.
  • Hobby B.
  • Swift B.

Court 5

  • Osprey B.
  • Lark B.
  • Martin B.
  • Snipe B.

On deck

Up next

  • Smew B.
  • Teal B.
  • Peregrine B.
  • Shoveler B.
To the courts4 / 4 ready

After that

  • Sora B.
  • Goshawk B.
  • Avocet B.
  • Finch B.

Add a walk-up

Someone without their phone — they queue like everyone else.

In the queue12

Groups line up at the middle of their members' wait times. Nobody skips the queue by grouping up.

  1. 01Group of 312 min
    • Oystercatcher B.
    • Swan B.
    • Godwit B.
  2. 02Pintail B.12 min
  3. 03Swallow B.12 min
  4. 04Harrier B.5 min
  5. 05Kestrel B.5 min
  6. 06Dunlin B.5 min
  7. 07Wigeon B.4 min
  8. 08Kite B.4 min
  9. 09Pipit B.4 min
  10. 10Pochard B.4 min

Queue together

Pick the players who asked to play together — we'll fill any open spots and keep them in line by their median wait.

Fix a skill level

Only if a self-rating is clearly off — this feeds the next match.

  • Robin B.
  • Wren B.
  • Finch B.
  • Lark B.
  • Heron B.
  • Swift B.
  • Kestrel B.
  • Martin B.
  • Pipit B.
  • Sora B.
  • Rail B.
  • Snipe B.
  • Plover B.
  • Godwit B.
  • Curlew B.
  • Dunlin B.
  • Sanderling B.
  • Turnstone B.
  • Avocet B.
  • Oystercatcher B.
  • Merlin B.
  • Hobby B.
  • Harrier B.
  • Osprey B.
  • Kite B.
  • Buzzard B.
  • Goshawk B.
  • Peregrine B.
  • Nightjar B.
  • Swallow B.
  • Swan B.
  • Teal B.
  • Wigeon B.
  • Pintail B.
  • Gadwall B.
  • Shoveler B.
  • Pochard B.
  • Scaup B.
  • Eider B.
  • Smew B.

Wrapping up

Last Call stops new games starting. Games already on court finish normally.

  • Newbie
  • Beginner
  • Intermediate
  • Advanced

Run this at your own club

Two fields to start: what your club is called and how many courts you have. Everything else takes a default you can change later, and there is nothing to install at the venue.

Create your Club